10 Worst T-Shirts In WWE History
6. John Morrison - Jomo Sapiens
Where to start with this one...
John Morrison, for all his athletic talent, always came off like a guy who was pretending to be cool but had no real idea what it took. That vibe is reflected in this shirt (which, perhaps, makes it a perfect representation of him), which just sees everything thrown at the wall and nothing stick.
The front has a picture of some chimps under the phrase JoMo Sapiens (Morrison's term for his fans, which is a play on Homo Sapiens, the Latin binomial nomenclature for the human race). Behind the words, there's a wall with a picture of Bigfoot a la the famous Patterson-Gimlin film, only Morrison's head is affixed over the creature's. It should be noted that neither chimpanzees nor any theoretical Sasquatch would classify as Homo Sapiens - that term is for humans alone.
On the back, it says "We're gonna eat your lunch," the origin of which is less certain. Is that a reference to Sasquatches vandalizing campsites and eating lunches? Because that's typically bears. Or is it just a euphemism for beating someone up? There are more questions than answers.
The only thing this shirt has going for it is that it's not sexually explicit in a way only a middle school student would find amusing - which is why it's at number six.