10 Worst Things Stone Cold Steve Austin Has Ever Done
5. He Tried To Murder Triple H
The law enforcement that kindly knew exactly when and where to be for Rikishi in October obviously didn't give as much of a sh*t about Triple H the following month as Stone Cold Steve Austin yet again got back at attempted vehicular homicide with a slice of actual vehicular homicide.
It was all Sports Entertainment silliness in truth. 'The Game' had supposedly been smart enough to concoct a year-long plan to Austin, but the thick tw*t should have known better than to choose a car park for his latest assault.
'The Rattlesnake' was basically a trained killer in that environment - having survived certain death in 1999, he'd proven in his feud with Rikishi how at one he was with the imminent threats lurking around stationery vehicles. Stationery vehicles such as a f*cking massive crane.
Trapping Triple H in his car with a forklift after their lethargic Survivor Series 2000 encounter, Austin dropped him from the sky as a lame prior recording of Hunter's panic played over the PA. Stone Cold yet again escaped jail time, presumably because they cared as little as the creative team for his plight - Hunter returned without a mark on him a few weeks later.