7. Cheex vs Frank Parker - TNA Weekly PPV #2
Ah Cheex, the man who almost killed TNA before it began. The 450lb sensation was reportedly responsible for snapping a ring rope in the dark match of their first ever broadcast. A quick re-shuffle moved most of the non-wrestling segments to the start of the show and allowed repairs to be made, a piece of improvisation which probably saved the promotion. This wouldn't stop Cheex from wreaking further havoc on his first televised appearance a week later. Frank Parker was actually at the tail-end of his career here, having made a living as a pretty generic tag team wrestler in the Southern indie scene. Cheex seems to have floated away into the ether - very little is known about him beyond this infamous stint. Needless to say, the match is horrible. It's never a good sign when one of the wrestlers is on the verge of a heart attack from walking to the ring. No prizes for guessing which one. Just in case you thought this match couldn't get any worse, it's worth noting that Cheex's valet was named the Brown Eyed Girl. You stay classy TNA. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4Smvt-fsxA