10 Worst Tough Guy Names in Wrestling
9. Missile Assault Man
Family-friendly wrestling fed Chikara gave us some of the best tough guy names, so it's only natural that they'd also give us one of the worst.
A name meant to sound impactful and explosive, Missile Assault Man just sounds like a guy looking through his video game collection and adding "Man" to titles, trying to create magic. "Bionic Commando Man? No. Metal Gear Solid Man? Nope. Missile Command Man? Hmmm, maybe..."
At least his signature moves fit the gimmick. With missile dropkicks and a Johnny Gargano-style lawn dart, he's on brand.
But in a company with an invisible man, a colony of wrestling ants, and several ice cream-based luchadors, Missile Assault Man stands out as ridiculous. That's an accomplishment in and of itself.