10 Worst Uses Of Face Paint In Wrestling

Perhaps Hulk Hogan's “ultimate surprise” was how ultimately lame his secret cohort would end up looking. The paint in particular. 

It was an R. A red R with a big fat yellow stroke around it. And his right eye was in the middle of the R. Not a well designed R, but the kind of R that a child named Richie (or perhaps Rory) would get done at a county fair with those fat-tipped Halloween face crayons. A crayoned R.  

Because he's the R-enegade. Get it?

This isn't necessarily lame if you consider that the Ultimate Warrior himself basically sported and upside-down W. The difference is that Warrior's paint was carefully and sharply done; the Renegade, on the other hand, looked like Eric Bischoff had personally done him up two minutes before show time with lipstick and mustard, while taking calls with his good hand.

Seriously, can you think of anything more terrible? That's not a rhetorical question… see you in the comments.