10 Worst WWE PPV Gimmick Matches

1. Pat Patterson Vs. Gerald Brisco: Hardcore Evening Gown Match (6/25/00)

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This may have been the original House of Horrors match, actually. Considering the stacked roster and the hot product of the day, King of the Ring 2000 was already enough of a disappointment without two legendary wrestlers dressed in drag, fighting over a devalued tertiary belt, but hey: when you aim for rock bottom, give it your best shot.

So Patterson and Brisco (who WrestleCrap aptly described as looking like "a satanic Pocahontas") doled out the alleged comedy by resorting to jokes involving maxi pads, a banana, and even a Bronco Buster from Brisco. Are you laughing yet?

The match lasted about three minutes, which was four minutes longer than it needed to be. Crash Holly running in with a trash can to steal the pin was about as welcome as Seth Rollins' WrestleMania 31 cash-in. But WWE dare not ask Brock Lesnar to put on a dress.

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