10 Worst WWE Smackdown Main Events Ever

3. The Undertaker Vs. Heidenreich & Paul Heyman

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Those names tell you all you need to know, right? The Undertaker was only decent when facing good to great wrestlers, and the less said about Heidenreich, the better. Paul Heyman is an advocate, you should know that by now, not a man to bump around the two lumbering giants.

This match went six minutes and 25 seconds, which was about six minutes too long. It didn't really end either; 'Taker summoned the druids and a casket halfway through, causing Heidenreich to run off through the crowd like a scared child. Paul Heyman gets hit with a tombstone before being rolled into the casket, bringing the episode to a close.

So it was a no contest? Was Paul Heyman counted out? Either way, the whole thing was awful, a drizzling sh*ts sort of match from first bell to casket shutting. There wasn't a second bell, you see, the match never ended.

Was there an upside to this? No, but if you're desperately looking for something, look no further than the facials Heidenreich pulls once the casket is out at ringside. Say what you like about the man's ability in the ring, he was pretty adept at pulling off the mentally-stunted yet utterly terrified look.

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Born in the middle of Wales in the middle of the 1980's, John can't quite remember when he started watching wrestling but he has a terrible feeling that Dino Bravo was involved. Now living in Prague, John spends most of his time trying to work out how Tomohiro Ishii still stands upright. His favourite wrestler of all time is Dean Malenko, but really it is Repo Man. He is the author of 'An Illustrated History of Slavic Misery', the best book about the Slavic people that you haven't yet read. You can get that and others from www.poshlostbooks.com.