10 Worst WWE Survivor Series Matches Ever

2. The Bushwhackers & Men On A Mission Vs Bam Bam Bigelow, Bastion Booger, & The Headshrinkers (1993)

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As noted elsewhere in this article, Doink was drained of everything good when WWE took away everything bad in 1993.

Regrettably, the fiendishly entertaining psycho behind the sneer Matt Bourne was about to exit the company due to a raft of problems, which likely would have signalled the death knell for the character regardless. However, the gimmick wasn't even allowed to die with dignity following a Survivor Series shambles featuring a quartet of ringers unfit to don the paint.

Bothering Bam Bam Bigelow, the once-evil clown had since embraced the cheers of the crowd by targeting antagonists with his pranks, but he couldn't have come across any more of a d*ckhead after sending Men On A Mission and The Bushwhackers in to do his dirty work in a match that set even Vince McMahon's silliest vision of sports entertainment back about 30 years.

The Headshrinkers and Bastion Booger were distracted by turkeys, literally slipped on banana skins, and provided absolutely no challenge to the ordinarily useless Luke and Butch and their giant purple and gold new chums.

Poor Bam Bam looked the worst of the lost just by being forced into engaging with the entire mess. Pinned anticlimactically by dog-piling babyfaces, he'd probably never been so glad to be getting as far away from the ring as humanly possible.

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