10 Worst WWE Survivor Series Matches Ever
3. Teddy Long Vs Eric Bischoff (2005)
An aesthetically gruesome encounter that under-delivered on the comedy it alleged to proffer and abused two long-standing professionals doing their best, Eric Bischoff and Teddy Long's abysmal non-match even failed to get over Palmer Cannon and The Boogeyman as outside irritants.
Battling for the dreaded brand supremacy underneath a Raw Vs SmackDown main event, Bischoff and Long's cringeworthy stalling early on was expedited by 'Network Executive' Cannon's botched interference giving the Raw General Manager unfair advantages.
Lumbering on at snails pace whilst the pair trotted about the ring like pantomime performers, the crowd were given the ultimate 'IT'S BEHIND YOU' moment when Marty Wright's worm-eating monstrosity appeared over 'Easy E's shoulder.
Hitting Bischoff with a pumphandle slam, The Boogeyman helped Long seal victory as SmackDown went on to claim all the major victories on the night as they so often do. His involvement in the business of the bosses predictably went nowhere after the show.
The whole embarrassment still only went around five minutes, which was at least substantially less time than Shane McMahon steals from the actual wrestlers whenever he skips on to yet another pay-per-view.