8. Val Venis
WWE.comWere cheating a little bit here, because Vals gimmick was designed to be a porn star, but still, thats quite a name. Were sure George Takei would have a field day with that one on his Facebook page, Oh Myyyy... During his promos, Venis constantly referred to it as The Big Valbowski, which made for some particularly uncomfortable viewing after he made it his ring name a short while later. It was cause for more than a few raised eyebrows when the ring announcers informed us that the wrestler about to compete in the evenings next matchup was Vals...Um, Venis. Remember, it was The Attitude Era a time of sex, steroids and fake boobs in excelsis. In addition to Mr. Venis, the WWF also featured a character called Meat who was supposedly an underwear model but who was, in reality, Shawn Stasiak, the son of former WWWF Champ Stan The Man Stasiak. Daddy must have been so proud. ...He probably regularly went over to Angelina Loves parents house in order to drown his sorrows.