10 Wrestlers With GIGANTIC Balls

5. MJF

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As part of MJF's job, and you'd expect his passion, he generates the heat for his matches by being a complete and utter c*nt to paying fans.

This is a different era, and he's smart enough to know this; wrestling fans these days are your more performative, "I'll cheer if you shag my girlfriend and buy your latest ProWrestlingTees" types, but still. It takes a gigantic set to smash beer out of a man's hands, irrespective of how much hair appears on that man's neck. He will remove the beer from their hands and throw it back into their faces, which is often followed by chewing gum. He stands amongst those he has just described as inbred hicks seconds before with a sh*t-eating grin on his face.

Again, it's unlikely that any of these fans will do anything beyond clap "This is awesome!" as his phlegm drips from their chins, but what if they did?

That's where those balls drop. MJF's aura is finished, were that to happen. His rhetoric is ballsy enough; he puts himself over as nothing less than the future of the industry years and years away from his prime - and it's his fearlessness that gets it over.

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