10 Wrestlers With GIGANTIC Balls
4. Randy Orton
Sometimes "balls" means not giving a single solitary f*ck, and in every conceivable way, Randy Orton at some point or indeed most points does not have one to give.
Wrestling Talking Heads will tell you that you must adapt or perish. You must reinvent yourself. You cannot stay still. You must tweak your ring style, character, and presentation to keep up with the young, hungry sharks circling the same waters.
Nope.
Randy Orton has worn the same trunks for about two decades. He has grown his hair out to an inch, then shaved it back down to a half. He has defiantly wrestled the same methodical style, revelling in how unfashionable it is by somehow conspiring to slow it down in recent years. Orton wrestles like that prick who won't budge from the aisle seat with empty space next to him. This is a man who d*cked about backstage during his career push because he knew how much WWE loved him.
Orton didn't give one toss about the shifting style in recent years. He just called it flippy bullsh*t on Twitter, just to stir the sh*t, as he sank cans knowing WWE will pay him millions until he's 90.