10 Wrestlers With GIGANTIC Balls

2. Shane McMahon

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Further to that, Shane is packing both the bravery and the temerity element in his shiny trackies; truly, it is as if he is, literally, a complete load of b*llocks.

He will take insane risks to get himself over as the Bravest Man Alive, which in itself is a stunningly brazen aspiration to set oneself. Shane McMahon will climb atop structures some several feet in the air and plummet down to an inflated crash mat below, knowing that only a few degrees separate a winded landing from disaster. He is more of a stunt man than he ever was a professional wrestler, but he still possesses the entitled, moneyed balls that justify never working on his worked punches, which are the worst in recorded professional history. They look like sh*t and land hard when they don't miss the mark harder than NXT Japan.

That, or he's so high on the idea of how hard he is that he cannot contain himself, bulging through his Calvins to let the world know that he's the one that got away from UFC on a gigantic billboard he'd then jump off.

He also fought through diverticulitis and survived a helicopter crash, which is unfortunate, because that is too admirable to take the piss out of and it is too cathartic to take the piss out of him.

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