10 Wrestlers With GIGANTIC Balls

3. Triple H

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Where balls often denotes bravery, it's also an informal synonym for temerity, and by Christ does Triple h look like he's packing a pair of wrecking testicles.

Those wrecking balls swing pendulously from side to side, smashing into the faces of Chris Masters and back over to the Spirit Squad, into Wade Barrett with a Pedigree and crashing back towards the entire nations of the United Kingdom and Japan.

Triple H, two years into a run in which he didn't get over, outright told Vince McMahon to screw Bret Hart, who was twice the worker and twice the draw. He was at that point the 16/10 to Triple H's 4, but Trips was the Cerebral Assassin before he even switched to trunks.

He seized control of the book and used it to cosplay as Harley Race for a few rotten years in an abysmal, unpopular exercise in wish fulfilment, during which time he had the balls to survey a wave of over acts and deem them not on his level. This guy told Booker T that "people like him" weren't World Championship material, and proved it at WrestleMania XIX by taking 23 seconds to beat him, but that's because he had to use every muscle in his thighs to drag himself over his own testes.

To this day, he has the gumption to take a photo with every last NXT titleholder, as if to imply that they needed his guidance to make it in the industry.

Ya did good, kids! You listened to my teachings, and look where it got ya!

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