At first glance, the job of someone like "Mean" Gene would seem to belong higher up this list. After all, this is someone whose job duties consist entirely of being in close quarters with people with whom being in close quarters is a hospital stay waiting to happen. Fortunately, there seems be a divine rule in wrestling whereby even the most violent madman on the roster will talk into the mic and keep all that psycho energy away from the person holding it. Try telling that to the insurance company, though Underwriter's assessment: Job duties do not pose direct physical risk, however, constant proximity to dangerous individuals creates indirect risk of bodily injury. Frequent exposure to breath and sputum of others increases likelihood of contracting illnesses. Coverage conditional upon the use of protective equipment.
CKUT radio host, underground lyricist, Michael Myers scholar and all-around world-class opiner. Signature move: Irony Bomb. Blood type: chai. Never seen in the same place and time as Logic Johnson, former featured columnist for Bleacher Report.
Hopelessly unfamiliar with Yellow Submarine.