In the modern wrestling world, putting oneself in dangerous situations is one of the natural trappings of having a corner office. Most employers make hiring and firing decisions by measuring things like performance, not by meeting their employees on the office floor for a fight to the finish over their employment status. Most employers aren't WWE, where executives jump in the ring at a moment's notice, and don't seem to think of spearing one's boss into oblivion as a fireable offence in itself. Vince, Shane, Hunter, even people like John Laurinaitis have all found their way from the boardroom to the ring, and all have paid stiff physical tolls over the years. Underwriter's assessment: Advanced age bracket. Administrative duties complemented with frequent physical altercations and occasional in-ring competition. Documented history of inviting copious amounts of punishment at the hands of disgruntled subordinates. Executive coverage conditional upon two-man security detail. Spouse not covered.
CKUT radio host, underground lyricist, Michael Myers scholar and all-around world-class opiner. Signature move: Irony Bomb. Blood type: chai. Never seen in the same place and time as Logic Johnson, former featured columnist for Bleacher Report.
Hopelessly unfamiliar with Yellow Submarine.
