10 Wrestling Law Enforcement Gimmicks Ranked From Worst To Best

2. Officer Colt Cabana

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Colt Cabana is wrestling’s beloved clown, an improv master who truly defines sports-entertainment. He has effectively turned the comedic foil into a money-making role, as he remains in high demand across the independent scene. However, he’s not welcome in JCW: Juggalo Championship Wrestling.

In the sea of face-painted, cannabis-loving heathens, he stands tall as Officer Colt Cabana, the only lawful presence attempting to dissipate the cesspool of vices. He has a long-standing rivalry with Weedman, as the battle over freedom vs. control takes place among the Insane Clown Posse’s disciples.

Cabana commands the microphone, profanely insulting the free spirits and attempting to confiscate their drugs. Although his goal of shutting down the Gathering has yet to come to fruition, he’s dedicated to the cause.

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