10 Wrestling Matches That Pissed You Off Straight Away
8. Bam Bam Bigelow, The Headshrinkers & Bastion Booger Vs 4 Doinks (WWE Survivor Series 1994)
What a stupid load of sh*t.
With expectations already on the back foot thanks to WWE advertising Doink and not delivering him, it behoved the eight men involved to have a match that distracted the fans from being robbed-ish of the thing they were promised. But that's not what Vince McMahon had in mind. He had a babyface clown now g*ddamn it, time to give the people a babyface clown-show.
Bothering Bam Bam Bigelow, the once-evil Matt Bourne (and he'd soon get switched out too) had since embraced the cheers of the crowd by aiming his hijinks as the heels, but he couldn't have come across any more of a dislikable d*ckhead when he tarted up Men On A Mission and The Bushwhackers in his colours to do his dirty work. And this sh*t was filthy.
Over on the villains' side, The Headshrinkers and Bastion Booger were thrown off by turkeys, scooters, literal banana peels, and in one case themselves. A sorry-looking Bigelow was the worst of the lot by association, right through to the pinfall sequence that saw the clueless quartet dog pile him for the win.