10 Wrestling Matches You Should NEVER EVER Watch
7. "Rosie O'Donnell" Vs. "Donald Trump" - WWE RAW January 8, 2007
It might seem intriguing - did WWE really do this? - but it never once approached so-bad-it's-good territory. Literally the only rousing thing about it is that the fans in attendance rejected it with chants of 'TNA'.
Held to capitalise on the IRL feud, it starts with a spot of jaw-jacking in which O'Donnell threatens to take Trump for everything he has and buy herself a "large pizza". The joke is that Trump is extravagantly wealthy, and so O'Donnell could then stuff her big fat f*cking liberal face with a gallon of mozzarella. But she can't wait that long, because she is so fat, and so, with her blood sugar levels declining rapidly, she goes to the outside to eat some cake.
Sufficiently ready, the fat cow uses her immense size advantage to overpower the future POTUS by throwing him across the ring. Trump adjusts his hair, because that's the same level of cruelty, and when Trump later attempts a power slam, the manatee is simply too obese, and he thus collapses under the weight.
A cruel, profoundly unfunny comedy match that nobody wanted to see but Vince McMahon, this was McMahon having his cake and eating it, too. But Rosie got to the cake first, because she is so elephantine.