10 Wrestling Moves Improved By Kickass Names

1. Orienteering With Napalm Death

Zack Sabre Jr. is widely known as one of the most technically sound wrestlers in the indies today, and many of his submissions look absolutely brutal, twisting his opponents into ungodly shapes. The Jim Breaks Armbar alone sounds as horrific as it looks.

But no move in his arsenal sounds more impressive than Orienteering with Napalm Death, the move he used to defeat both Naito and Tanahashi during the New Japan Cup tournament. And when you consider that, technically, it's a combination of a Boston crab and a banana split, there's no contest. One sounds like a war crime, the other like a bad meal at a seafood place.

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