10 Wrestling Moves Improved By Kickass Names

2. Cattle Mutilation

Wow, between this and AJ Style's Calf Killer/Calf Crusher, the wrestling ring is no place for livestock.

And there's no denying that this tool in Daniel Bryan's devastating arsenal of strikes and submissions sounds far more terrifying than the alternative, a bridging double chicken-wing, which sounds more like a fast-food order.

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