10 WTF Moments From WWE Studios
9. Triple H Wants To Start A Pickle Business (Inside Out)
Why does Trips' character in this heist movie want to start a pickle business? And just what the hell is a pickle business, exactly? Is this the intended effect of the repetitive gag, getting people to write the words "pickle business" until they go mad with rage? That's the only logical explanation for it.
That's his character's entire game plan in the movie Inside Out, wherein HHH gets out of jail and tries to show he can become a productive member of society again by starting a family and venturing out as a pickle salesman. It's just as ridiculous as it sounds, with Hunter making the odd choice to play it straight in every scene the enterprise is mentioned in. Which is a lot.
The only positive to come out of this is a scene where Parker Posey basically deepthroats a gherkin. Is that enough to justify the insanity of this subplot? That probably depends on how much of a fetish you have for aged cucumbers.