If you catch your wife sleeping with another man, it's a natural reaction to be upset about it. It's even natural to want to inflict some sort of physical harm on the man (although the law won't take too kindly to this) or to your wife (the law really won't take too kindly to this). When Yamaguchi-San (Kaientai's manager) found out that Val Venis not only slept with his wife, but filmed it, of course he wanted revenge on Val. He has a stable that he's in control of, so it makes sense to have them attack Val and beat him up, right? No, Yamaguchi-San had a more devious plan in mind. With the "you took something I love, so I'm going to take something you love" line of thinking, Yamaguchi-San told Val that he was going to remove his manhood by uttering the immortal phrase "choppy choppy your pee pee" on television. They kidnapped Val, and just as Yamaguchi-San was set to follow through with his threat, the lights went out backstage, and that was the end of the segment. We would later find out that "shrinkage" and a well-timed assist with the lights by John Bobbitt (who, a few years earlier, became famous around the world when news broke that his wife had severed his penis for being a "selfish" lover and an abusive husband) saved Val from the single worst injury in the history of wrestling. Nobody is quite sure how any of this was a good idea, though.
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