10 WWE Attitude Era Moments That Sucked

4. Mark Henry Realizes It's A Man, Baby, Yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqbRBqmQgFI Mark Henry's "Sexual Chocolate" gimmick basically saw him trying to screw any female with a pulse. That was part of his charm, and we wouldn't expect anything less from him. At one point, the target of Mark's obsession was none other than Chyna. He tried to woo her on several occasions, and even tried to pitch the idea of a threesome between the two of them and Chyna's friend, Sammy. Every single person watching at home could tell that Sammy was not a woman like Mark thought she was, and was actually a man in drag. Mark, however, was blinded by lust, and all of the blood traveled to a different part of his body, leaving his brain with nothing to work with. The big reveal came with hidden camera footage of Sammy consoling Mark backstage on Raw one week. After simulated oral sex for a few moments, Sammy stood up and began kissing ol' Mizark, who then lifted up "her" dress and uttered the now famous line... "Sweet Jesus! You've got a penis!" Mark was humiliated in front of the world, and his mother, who was in attendance. Chyna got the last laugh by delivering a low blow to him as he apologized to his mother, and we all were left wondering just why Mark would agree to participate in a storyline like this.
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