When Shawn Stasiak became Meat, the "property" of PMS (Terri Runnels, Miss Jackie, and Ryan Shamrock), the storyline was that he was, more or less, their sex slave. He would do whatever they wanted, whenever they wanted it. The storyline would lead to him losing his matches, with the point being addressed that he had no energy to compete properly after spending all day and night sexually pleasing the women. Hilarious, right? To push the point even further, he wrestled a match with an "erection" in his tights after being given blue pills (Viagra, in another not-so-subtle moment). Who was this storyline advancement for? Even if you're someone that finds Shawn Stasiak attractive, were you really clamoring to watch him wrestle with a fake erection in his tights? Is that your definition of humor? Once again, you have to look no further than Vince McMahon, who has proven, time and time again, that he has the sense of humor of a pre-teen. Nobody on the planet thought Meat's meat was funnier than Vince, who probably wanted the erection to be bigger and more noticeable than it was. This is the man that wanted Kane's character in See No Evil to pull out his penis, and for it to be three-feet-long. He is a menace that must be stopped.
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