10 WWE Stars With Laughably Bad Music Careers

7. Enzo Amore

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We've all heard 'Phoenix', Enzo's hoarse and horrifying introduction to the rap game, but because it was so terrible - just a raspy, out-of-time mess of obnoxious lyrics - very few people have heard his subsequent offering 'Bury Me A G'.

Spending an extortionate amount of money on searingly pointless production values, Enzo, appallingly, claims that in a conversation with God he "said 'Amen' among the million things I could have said, but I chose to hold my breath".

Enzo held not his breath but his "consensual penis" on 'Phoenix'.

It's less a rap song than another shouty meltdown, as Enzo struggles gamely on, boasting no actual game, with a blurted "if you don't like me then MOTHERF*CKER DIE FIRST!", screamed atop lyrical "tributes"/ripoffs to 2Pac, with talk of his "Momma" and a judgmental God, and Eminem, with self-aggrandising cries of his singular (!) genius: "I am whatever you say I am'. The name is even directly plagiarised from a 2Pac record. Unfortunately, 2Pac could not teach Enzo to flow.

"If money can't buy me happiness, then I hope I die angry as f*ck!" Enzo screams, losing his mind. Best contact some Indy promoters, then.

The beat isn't laughable, but rather a cynical, soulless gauge of modern rap's stylistic clichés, all clicking drums and brooding synths.

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