10 WWE Superstars With The Worst T-Shirts EVER
2. Triple H
What the f*ck goes on when folk sit down to devise and design shirts for Triple H? Is it the same process used to map his trajectory as a performer with each diminishing? Because in both cases, little makes sense, there's very little cohesion with the last thing he did and few (if any) want to be exposed to it for too long.
The hammers, the skulls, the latin, the birdsh*t. All constant themes that barely tie-in to the old version of 'The Game' let alone the suited and booted corporate stooge that occasionally has to don his skimpies to dish out his own Human Resource management on the roster's rank-and-file.
It's far more fun to analyse his insecurities instead. Imagine him staring at his Raw teammates shortly before their Survivor Series main event and positively p*ssing himself at the prospect of dressing as they all had. He had his own ugly hammers/skulls/latin/birdsh*t shirt made in red as a constant reminder that he was a special case. That he was a star. That he, unlike most of them, was over. Still unsure after that long period of silence when he grabbed that hold? Check his Attitude Era creation for laughable and desperate confirmation.