10 WWE Things That Are Impossible To Believe In

3. Championships

The Miz And Maryse
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A brief state of championships address:

WWE Championship: Bulletproof, but not for lack of trying, what with AJ Styles' in-ring and storytelling disappointment of a second reign.

Universal: Barely warrants the designation of title, held as it is in a state of glorified abeyance. Feels less prestigious than the Big Gold Belt, and Triple H used that as a weapon in a midcard murdering spree at this stage of its existence.

Intercontinental: In rude health around the waist of Seth Rollins, who has nicely supplemented the importance placed upon it by proud predecessor The Miz.

United States: Dolph Ziggler (!) deemed himself above it. Was correct to do so on the basis of the subsequent meaningless merry-go-round.

RAW Women's: Held by a reckless worker in order to promote WWE's hypocritical anti-bullying campaign. Match quality has worsened considerably since late 2016.

SmackDown Women's: Is a trinket buried to elevate the Carmella act, which while mildly entertaining is not championship material.

RAW Tag Team: Used variously for a cheap 'Mania pop and a means of maximising the Matt Hardy investment and doing something, anything, with the failed Bray Wyatt experiment. Even prior to all this, everybody had a turn.

SmackDown Tag Team: Has lost the impressive lustre boasted last year, but still worth contesting for.

Cruiserweight: The curse has lifted, but does anybody really anticipate a defence of it?

Verdict: Titles ostensibly act as the very motivation to sign along WWE's dotted line. With precious few exceptions, this crucial premise does not translate. At all.

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Michael Sidgwick is an editor, writer and podcaster for WhatCulture Wrestling. With over seven years of experience in wrestling analysis, Michael was published in the influential institution that was Power Slam magazine, and specialises in providing insights into All Elite Wrestling - so much so that he wrote a book about the subject. You can order Becoming All Elite: The Rise Of AEW on Amazon. Possessing a deep knowledge also of WWE, WCW, ECW and New Japan Pro Wrestling, Michael’s work has been publicly praised by former AEW World Champions Kenny Omega and MJF, and current Undisputed WWE Champion Cody Rhodes. When he isn’t putting your finger on why things are the way they are in the endlessly fascinating world of professional wrestling, Michael wraps his own around a hand grinder to explore the world of specialty coffee. Follow Michael on X (formerly known as Twitter) @MSidgwick for more!