10 WWE Weddings That Turned Into Chaos

5. Kane And Lita - 2004

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Channelling the dark wedding of Steph and 'Taker from five years prior, the union of Kane and Lita in 2004 was a bizarre ceremony to say the least.

With midgets accompanying a nervous priest, Kane was decked out in uncharacteristic white for the occasion. Meanwhile, in a total role reversal, the bride was adorned completely in black to mark the unholy union. Kane would also read his own vows, proclaiming Lita to be his property. Her rebuttal was equally dark and stinging, closing with the line "I sincerely hope you rot in hell" - truly touching words.

Inevitably, the time came for Matt Hardy to arrive, jumping Kane and laying him out with a Twist of Fate on the outside. Hardy and Lita attempted to make an exit but were quickly thwarted by a timely eruption of fire on the entrance ramp.

With Kane in hot pursuit, 'The Big Red Machine' eventually caught up with Hardy, sending the wedding crasher crashing through a table. The ceremony proceeded with Hardy out cold, while Lita was sentenced to a marriage of misery.

Luckily for Lita, her extra-marital activities off-screen would see the "Mrs Kane" angle come to a dramatic end the following year.

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