2. Hornswoggle
Wait. Hornswoggle is still employed by WWE? As in he's still receiving a paycheck from them? Apparently this is the case, despite not appearing on television since October of 2014. Where can I get that job? Sure, Swoggle suffered an injury, which has kept him out of action for a bit, but it's not like he was hired for his wrestling abilities in the first place. He was hired to ruin major angles like the Anonymous GM and Vince McMahon's son! Okay, maybe not, but to Vince, he's just a barrel of laughs due to his short stature. Also working against Swoggle is that he was busted on the wellness policy this year. In fact, he was the only one caught by WWE's own testing! Maybe the 71-year-old man has finally found out that laughing at someone due to their height isn't that funny. Eh, probably not. Still, there can't be many great reasons for paying someone if they're never going to be used.
Andrew Soucek
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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