Triple H's cringeworthy WWE beginning as the blue-blooded 'Hunter Hearst Helmsley' is well documented, but his even earlier stint in WCW suffered from an even worse ring name. He burst onto the scene as Terra Ryzing, a slight adaptation of his previous effort - Terror Risin'. If the wrestling business loves one thing, it's spelling things like an angsty teenage boy. Just ask the Hardy Boyz (and Dudley Boyz). Terra Ryzing sounds less like name of a hot new heel on the scene, and more like the subheading of an ill-advised Jurassic Park sequel. It sounds like a 13 year old's create-a-wrestler name on WWE 2K16 (available at all respectable video game stores by the end of the month). In fact, rather fittingly, it sounds like... Sounds Like: A hastily-booked PPV from the dying days of WCW.
