11 Weirdest Freaks In Wrestling History

4. The Many Faces Of Dustin Runnels

Let€™s get this out of the way: the eldest son of €˜the American Dream€™ Dusty Rhodes is a hell of a worker, a great promo guy and one of the most underrated stars of the Attitude Era. And he€™s been saddled with some of the weirdest gimmicks of all time. You€™re all familiar with Goldust, of course €“ although you may not remember the psychosexual excesses that the character indulged in twenty-odd years ago, now that he€™s in a PG-era promotion. Goldie was a weird, uncomfortable mish-mash of drag queen, creepy stalker, fetish icon and sexual predator, the combination varying depending on what role he was playing in the company at the time. Nowadays, he€™s one of the company€™s best and most dependable workers, with a few odd gasps and head tilts and a gold and black jumpsuit€ but back in the day, it was a different story. The character hit every hot button of risqué sexuality there was, playing a ramped up, amped up version of Adrian Street€™s €˜Exotic€™ gimmick. Runnels got €˜Goldust€™ over through sheer persistence and commitment to the role. Ironically, he initially embraced The Bizarre One as a way to bring his own name out from under his legendary father€™s shadow: however, his occasional efforts to rebrand under variations of his own name have utterly tanked (we quite liked €˜the American Nightmare€™ Dustin Rhodes, though). An attempt to create an eerie WCW version of The Undertaker in 1999 failed when promotional vignettes for Seven €“ a supposedly supernatural boogeyman €“ were considered to make him seem more like a child molester. Runnels was given the choice between going ahead or axing Seven before he€™d really begun, and chose to make Seven€™s dramatic debut regardless€ only to then deliver a blistering worked shoot promo ripping the character to pieces along with gimmick characters in general, and declare himself just €˜Dustin Rhodes€™. A further exploration of his split personality was presented in his forgettable TNA run, as Black Reign: however, this was during Runnels period of substance abuse and, overweight and sluggish, he was eventually let go for consistently no-showing events. In 2015, Runnels is clean and sober, in the best wrestling shape of his life and seemingly quite content to play out his in-ring career as a sugar-free version of Goldust, before putting his younger brother Cody over and disappearing into a backstage role. Good for him.
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