11 Wrestling Movies You’ve Never Heard Of

3. Grunt! The Wrestling Movie (1985)

This is one of the strangest films ever made. €˜Mad Dog€™ Joe DeCurso is jailed for accidentally kicking the head off his opponent in the ring, and years later, a documentary crew attempts to discover whether mystery wrestler The Mask is really DeCurso in disguise. At least, we think that€™s the plot. This film makes less sense than a toothless opera singer, but that€™s the gist. The Mask bulls his way through umpteen challengers before hitting the main event, including John Tolos, Mando Guerrero as a human bull (echoing both El Torito and the Mantaur), and Exotic Adrian Street. With the finish about to echo the prologue, and The Mask€™s opponent trapped and ready for his head to be kicked off, who should pull an interference run in to save the day but€ €˜Mad Dog€™ Joe DeCurso! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tj76ka0XCUI Yeah€ turns out he wasn€™t under The Mask€™s mask after all, thus rendering the documentary crew€™s mission utterly redundant. The film€™s got some fairly decent wrestling footage interspersed amongst the weirdness, including one memorable scene with The Mask versus the Human Pyramid, an impossibly tall wrestler in a robe that€™s revealed to be five little people on each others€™ shoulders. Take some time out with a beer or twelve and let us know what you think.
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