12 (Days Of) Christmas Gifts For WWE Superstars

8. A Scary Voice For Brock Lesnar

Paul Heyman needs talent to keep him occupied during Brock Lesnar €˜s extended absences. Lesnar has it all €“ brutality, wrestling ability, UFC history and an authentic look €“ and it€™s such a shame for the WWE that he left in 2004. They€™d have made a lot of money with Lesnar. Well, he almost has it all. Heyman speaks his words but not because Lesnar can€™t cut a good promo €“ it€™s because of his voice. Squeaky and awkward, it contradicts the beast that stands in front of your eyes. So for Christmas, Brock gets an intimidating voice.
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