12 HUGE WWE SummerSlam Predictions You Need To Know

9. Caged Fury

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A rumour doing the rounds on all the usual platforms is that Enzo Amoré is none too keen on heights, giving WWE what they believe is ample cause to hoist him thirty feet above the ring in a shark cage.

It matters not to them that the device's inclusion in the contest highlights the utterly illogical scripting of the story between Big Cass, Big Show and Big mouth. The toy sets they didn't flog last christmas and Enzo's personal suffering will apparently justify the 'Smacktalker Skywalker's presence upon high as the seven-footers lumber through what will be a pretty dull contest.

In defence of WWE, they did at least align the perpetually misanthropic Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson with Cass on the go-home Raw, at long last resetting the numerical advantage in the heels' favour. The stipulation will allow Enzo to assault a minimum of two senses at once as well. Sneaking a microphone in with him, he can provide his own variant of colour commentary to the entire match, if only to encourage his former partner to abandon the contest entirely just to get to him and rip his larynx out once and for all.

As much as it will probably damage the younger giant, SummerSlam will be Big Show's night. The war has one more (handicap?) match in it before Cass can perhaps crack on without the leopard-print sh*t on his big boot.

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