12 MMA Fighters Who Could Save WWE

3. Bas Rutten

Now 50 years old, the legend of mixed martial arts that is Bas Rutten finished up on an incredible winning streak: 21 victories and 1 draw at the tail end of a 28-4 MMA career, 16-2 in kickboxing. He has nothing more to prove anywhere. Well, almost anywhere. Let€™s not kids ourselves €“ we don€™t necessarily see El Guapo setting foot in the squared circle and taking on Dolph Ziggler (although...). But he€™s Bas Rutten! His hardcore reputation is only preceded by his manic charisma and sense of humour. In his prime, a strike from Rutten could and did put opponents in hospital and people were genuinely scared to fight him, while his off the wall mic skills are evident to anyone who€™s seen him interviewed or heard his frequent colour commentary. As the manager to a favoured WWE superstar, or as the head of a powerful stable, Rutten couldn€™t help but be magnificent. A quality manager is often overlooked as a device for getting a performer or group of performers over: look at Paul Heyman and his tireless efforts to put Lesnar over as an unstoppable killing machine, or Ted DiBiase€™s effortless heel work representing a host of wrestlers with less than stellar personalities. Bobby €˜The Brain€™ Heenan, Paul Bearer, Lana, Jimmy Hart, €˜Sensational€™ Sherri Martel€ the list goes on and on and on. Today€™s discerning and passionate WWE fans love an idiosyncratic persona or gimmick played to perfection almost as much as they love a five star classic match. It€™s how Aaron €˜Damian Mizdow€™ Haddad has got over with the crowd, despite almost total burial by management. It€™s how CM Punk smashed through the glass ceiling when the office wanted him gone from the company. A man of Bas Rutten€™s loopy charm and cheerful menace could help the WWE make some serious money.
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