A 7 foot 2 inch tall kickboxer should be a no-brainer for WWE, should the Korean giant Choi Hong-Man ever choose to try out as a professional wrestler. The super heavyweight hasnt got the worlds most stellar MMA record since his debut on New Years Eve 2006, at 2-3 he fares better in the kickboxing arena, at 12-6. Can he talk? Probably not in English, but then neither could Dalip Great Khali Singh Rana and Choi Hong-Man can both move and fight, unlike the so-called Punjabi Nightmare. At least, he could a few years ago theres no word on the mans current condition, and gigantism is a condition that will worsen and cause secondary health issues unless treated with transsphenoidal surgery (undertaken by Paul Big Show Wight, for example, when he was still a young man). Choi Hong-Man had surgery on a brain tumour back in 2008, but this was one affecting the vision in one eye. Since then, the Techno Goliath (so called because, back when he was a ssireum wrestler a Korean equivalent to sumo he would dance to techno music after a victory) has spent the last five years or so out of competitive fighting, concentrating instead on carving out a career on television. Given the WWEs obsession with size, and especially pituitary giants, theres no reason on earth why that television career couldnt continue in the United States as a professional wrestler provided hes healthy enough to work.
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