12 Perfect Ways To Retire Current WWE Gimmicks (And How)

2. John Cena

I'd actually pay good money to be there live to see John Cena in tights and boots, wrist tape and something other than a crew cut run down to the ring on Raw, give a celebrating Sheamus an Attitude Adjustment, win the World Championship, then promptly hand the championship belt to Vince McMahon. The next week? I'd love to see a re-debuting Sami Zayn pin "heel John Cena" clean in the middle after a Blue Thunder Bomb for the United States Championship, but still have "heel John Cena" in boots and tights as World Champion. On a larger level unrelated to this article, the one WWE legend who needs to make a comeback is Vince McMahon. Vince creating a stable of say, Cena, Batista, Team Bella and Eva Marie would be GOLDEN. The idea that "visionary wrestling promoter Vince McMahon has the answers" -- and that the "answers" are these five people -- oh my, that's HEAT. Heel Cena and Heel Batista against a returning Tyson Kidd and Cesaro or The Usos? That'd be a lot of fun.