12 Ups & 2 Downs From AEW Dynamite (Mar 11)
4. "I'm Married, Bay Bay!"
What a tremendous rebuttal to Britt Baker's suggestion that the only member of Big Swole's household the wrestling world cares about is her "boyfriend," Cedric Alexander. This writer popped for it.
This quietly excellent segment began with a Stockholm Syndrome-stricken Tony Schiavone being handed a cup of coffee by his bully, because of course, before Britt launched into another of her deluded diatribes. Ripping Utah's alcohol laws and terrible dental hygiene, she thanked her audience for their great responses and continued support. This drew big, big heat, but it's okay, because Baker, apparently, is here to be our role model.
Swole stepped out and made Baker look stupid with the Adam Cole line, so Britt threw the coffee at her and legged it. That's another singles match on the calendar, then, and this was another successful step in Baker's ongoing rebirth. She's absolutely loathsome in all the right ways.