12 Ways WWE Can Still #FreeWrestleMania From Sucking

1. If/Then: They Do What's Not Expected In The Main Event

If they play it cool, then they'll have Dean Ambrose go over Triple H at Roadblock for the title, and reset the entire upper card of WrestleMania at the last minute. This could result in a Fatal Four-way with Ambrose, Triple H, Brock Lesnar and Roman Reigns, which is a lovely thing to type. Alternatively, if Roadblock does have Lesnar changing his mind about meeting the Wyatts at WrestleMania, then Ambrose is free regardless of whether he wins or loses at Roadblock. A triple threat at yet another WrestleMania might be considered a lack of creativity... but that Roman Reigns heel turn could still make it count. If Triple H wrestles as a babyface on the big night (and I wouldn't put it past him, he's been playing the conquering hero against Reigns and the evil villain against everyone else), and Ambrose is clearly the most over babyface on the roster, what's left for Roman Reigns to do? Just because he turns heel doesn't mean he has to join The Authority. We've been saying for months now that a heel turn is the only way to properly begin rebuilding Reigns to be the giant star that WWE want him to be. If he was to destroy his former 'brother', completely paste Triple H in retaliation for what he did to his pretty, pretty face, and then spear Vince and Superman punch Steph to walk out of the arena without finishing the match or claiming the gold, he'd have mystique and cool again. He'd be unpredictable, violent and - yes! - a little bit scary. No more need for gurning, giggling promos, no more efforts at comedy, no more bromance backstage. And then, with broken bodies lying all around, the indomitable Dean Ambrose flops his way from ringside over the apron, crawls to where the Game lies in pieces, and covers him for the win and the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. That's the happy ending I'd pick.
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