13 More Interpromotional Dream Wrestling Matches We Must See

3. Matanza Cueto (LU) Vs. Brock Lesnar (WWE)

At this point, who could be a realistic opponent for Brock Lesnar, the unfrozen viking prince who ended the Undertaker€™s streak and nerfed John Cena so hard he hasn't won a world title since 2014? Well, how about a legit Olympian wrestler who also happens to be an immortal cage monster that literally eats people? As of this writing, we haven't seen Matanza in action, but West Coast indy fans are well acquainted with the man behind the mask, €œMr. Athletic€ Jeff Cobb. Cobb is a high-flying heavyweight in the Apollo Crews mould, exactly the kind of freakish specimen required to stand toe-to-toe with the Beast Incarnate. Brock can truck a past-his-prime monster like Taker, sure, but what about an Undertaker in the body of pre-injury Kurt Angle? Does anything beat that? That's some SNK secret final boss BS, frankly. What Should Happen: Unreasonable athleticism, blood everywhere, and Paul Heyman and Dario Cueto selling every single move at ringside.
 
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