13 More Interpromotional Dream Wrestling Matches We Must See
4. Dario Cueto (LU) Vs. The Authority (WWE)
I'm thinking outside the box here. This wouldn't be a match, but an extended backstage segment in which the most visible heel GMs in wrestling interact. I'm imagining Vince McMahon, Triple H and Stephanie McMahon all squeezing into Dario Cuetos shady-ass office to cross-promote an event. Because the world needs to see a Curtis Axel/Famous B match or something, I don't know. Think of the possibilities: Vince McMahon ruining Darios carefully-cultivated aura of mystique by talking about his grapefruits; Stephanie and Hunter complaining about the quality of the lighting; El Jefe being utterly baffled at how the McMahons run the most successful wrestling company in history despite being demonstrably awful at promoting wrestling. Basically, this should be the Shane McMahon return segment from Raw, only with a chiaroscuro sensibility and way more dramatic pauses. What Should Happen: Dario happily agreeing to all of the McMahons demands, then politely ushering them into a room where they are eaten by a cage monster.
