13 WWE SummerSlam 2018 Results Predictions

9. Finn Wins Summer War

SummerSlam Results Predictions
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Firstly, yes, that is a very, very laboured (ha!) pun about the commie leanings of Constable Corbin's namesake. Secondly, this match exudes a thin miasma of trazadone, and just about the only hope we have for it is that Finn will unleash a hitherto unseen summery orange-fading-to-yellow Solero number for his tights.

Buzzcut Baron bested Bálor during their singles match on Raw at the end of July, meaning the score's one apiece. Realistically, Finn's gotta claim the clincher, or else there really is no hope left in this God-forsaken world. Still, nobody backed Mannerheim...

Prediction: Corbin ironically comes up short against the the supposedly bite-sized Bálor.

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