16 Classic WWE Finishers That Can't Win A Match In 2015

4. Atomic Noogie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uT-PVY5N9A Used To Deadly Effect By: John Tolos, Sgt. Slaughter, Blackjack Lanza Before he became an erstwhile Iraqi, Sgt. Slaughter had been, uh, slaughtering fools for years with his dual finishers, the Cobra Clutch and the Slaughter Cannon clothesline. With his heel turn came two new finishers: the Camel Clutch (because Iran, Iraq, and friggin' INDIA are the same place) and the ultimate in military hand-to-hand combat, the Atomic Noogie. Yes, the Sarge had such a bad case of the Baghdad blues that he briefly put his opponents away by grinding his knuckles into their temples. Just like Saddam Hussein would do. Uh, if he were 6. The closest anyone has come to this one in like twenty years is Erick Rowan, but his two-handed knuckle sandwich is a closer kin to Crush's skull vise. In conclusion, Iraq is a land of contrasts.
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