16 Classic WWE Finishers That Can't Win A Match In 2015

14. Bearhug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4f5VI7PVz3E Used To Deadly Effect By: Bruno Sammartino, Mighty Igor Vodic, Ivan Koloff, Mark Henry, Ted Arcidi, Billy Graham, Ken Patera, Pampero Firpo, Tony Atlas, Hillbilly Jim The go-to finisher of World€™s Strongest Man, the bear hug just makes sense. If you€™re supposed to be strong enough to tear phone books and lift cars and whatever, why not just grab a guy and squeeze him hard enough that his skeleton comes flying out of his mouth? The biggest problem with the hold is that it€™s just not visually impressive, so even though Mark Henry compressing your ribs would hurt a million times worse than taking a Red Arrow, it€™s not bringing an audience to its feet. These days, the bearhug really only exists as a means to get a crowd behind a plucky babyface. Brock Lesnar did use a particularly tenacious example of the hold to defeat Hulk Hogan back in 2003, but Brock Lesnar could probably beat most guys with a drop toe hold if he felt like it.
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