15 Craziest WWE Love Triangles

13. Bastion Booger In A Love Triangle?

Who's Involved: Bam Bam Bigelow, Luna Vachon and Bastion Booger What Happened: Easily the foulest entry on this list, the early 90's saw the introduction of far too many over the top cartoon characters to the roster, Bastion Booger being a prime example. Vince would have been having a ball with it but for everyone else, having to see a 400 pound man slug around in a very, very revealing singlet and chew food on his way to the ring was terrible. Booger would fall in love with Luna Vachon who was serving as Bam Bam Bigelow's valet/manager at the time, even kissing her during a tag team match with Bigelow. Obviously Bam Bam didn't appreciate this too much and proceeded to lay waste to the Booger. They had a few blow off matches on Raw in which Bigelow dominated every time, thankfully ending the short romantic situation in it's tracks. Who Lost Out: Bigelow kept his manager while Booger floundered around the bottom of the card as a novelty act for a while before being released less than a year later.