Taking a break from storyline stuff, here are a couple of magical moments for a little known WWE character. Yes, its Dolph Ziggler: Cena-C**kblocker! In December 2010, John Cena was placed into a mixed handicap match on Smackdown against Ziggler and his on-screen sugar mama Vickie Guerrero. Hed have the match won, until Guerrero pulled him off Ziggler and began screaming furiously at him. Clearly the only way for Cena to proceed was to land a smooch on the cougar, because thats how they train them in OVW. Then suddenly, a wild Ziggler appears! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQDxl7m-oEE In late 2012, Vickie Guerrero was angling to get her old job as General Manager of RAW back, and undermining current RAW General Manager AJ Lee to do it, insinuating that there was an inappropriate relationship going on between Lee and John Cena, and backed up physically in the storyline by one Dolph Ziggler. Here we see house show footage of AJ and Cena about to canoodle, potentially proving Guerrero right. Then, Cena suddenly faces death itself in the form of a wild Ziggler! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i22-lTN44bs What with Dolph hitting on Cenas real life girlfriend Nikki Bella on Total Divas (pfft, sure - like John Cena has a real life), the message is clear: Ziggler does not want Cena to have nice things. Jealousy is a sad thing, Show-Off. Its a sad thing.
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