15 Most WTF Romantic Moments In WWE History

11. Cry Me A River

At the tail end of 2011, Zack Ryder was one of the top stars in the WWE. His drive to be noticed, to get over with the crowd in spite of zero office support, had finally paid off. He€™d been handed the United States Championship after a long campaign, onscreen and off, to be placed in the title hunt and taken seriously doing it. Zack Ryder had finally - finally! - arrived. Entering into 2012, Ryder lost his US title almost immediately, and then began a angle with Eve Torres, a top tier Diva, who it was made pretty clear was using him. Added to that, John Cena had stood up for Ryder on television during his efforts to get noticed and get over, which meant that - according to ancient WWE wisdom - they two were now best friends. However, Cena was in a blood feud with Kane, who€™d just returned with a new mask and a nastier version of his serial killer schtick going on, and who was hell bent on killing Zack Ryder for being friends with Cena. The infatuated Ryder was brutalised by Kane, made to look weaker than a kitten, (kayfabe) put in a wheelchair: and then on RAW on the 13th February, Eve kissed Cena in full view of Ryder, a kiss that Cena certainly didn€™t mind occurring. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtCc5uSoOCk Broken in half and his girl stolen by his best friend. Happy Valentine€™s Day, broski! It was all downhill from there, as WWE continued putting Ryder back in his place again.
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