Yokozuna is the most believable pro wrestler ever. He's an agile, 600-pound sumo champion who can do kicks, strikes and legdrops, too. Like, if wrestling were real, beating him would be the most difficult man to beat because if he grabbed you for long enough, the match would be over immediately. Go back and watch Yokozuna's run. Like, really watch it. It's the best of Andre the Giant and Big Show rolled into one large Samoan playing a Japanese guy. Amazing.
Besides having been an independent professional wrestling manager for a decade, Marcus Dowling is a Washington, DC-based writer who has contributed to a plethora of online and print magazines and newspapers writing about music and popular culture over the past 15 years.
