The Movie: Ryback is an undercover teacher, or a nanny, or basically any role that puts him in a hilariously undignified position while facing off against a huge gang of children. Why It'd Be Awesome: Because it's not like the WWE are doing much of interest with Ryback, and in financial terms, this would play right into the company's current PG kick. Plus, Ryback clearly has the potential to be hilarious, and Kindergarten Cop made over $200 million at the box office in 1990. Sure, Ryback is no Arnie, but the movie could still be a significant success with wrestling fans if the script nails the right tone. Plus, it'll give Big Hungry at least a month where he's not jobbing incessantly and basically being totally mis-used by Vince McMahon.
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